Read this eloquent piece in the Stranger on Gallagher 2.0. Ever wonder, as I have, what ever became of the craaaaaazy watermelon-smashing mainstay of Showtime, circa 1984? I am shocked – but, alas, unsurprised- that Gallagher circa 2010 is a “paranoid, right-wing maniac.” That just kind of fits perfectly with has-been, don’t you think?

And did I mention watermelon-smashing?