I’m looking for a caption for this cartoon.* If you think you have a good one, post it in the comments! You might find inspiration here. Of course, the winner gets his or her caption inserted in the quotes.
*For the cartoon caption winner, see the cartoon archive.
Marc Di Martino 
“That’s funny, you don’t look Jewish.”
or
“Chaim, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Knyazhitsy anymore.”
“Berl, looks like we’re on our own out here in Hicksville.”
I think we have a winner!