APRIL FOOLS’! Well, you knew that was coming, right? Now I’m going to enrich that predictably adolescent gag with a tidbit of extra trivia. “April Fools'” is called “Pesce d’aprile” in Italy – “April Fish.” I can only imagine it has something to do with this:

There’s a sucker born every minute. Save yourself; be skeptical.
I will teach you to be fishers of men!–Jesu Christu
That’s the Romanian Jesus?
Mt 4: 18-21
How about “phishers of men?” I think that’s more accurate.
“‘Phishers’ was after the water was changed to wine! Chianti, undoubtedly!–Tony Soprano